Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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