there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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