Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
