remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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