How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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