i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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