with your own penis?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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