Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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