i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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