Having a random hookup so left but love u
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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