You're a womanizer and a bitch.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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