I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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