im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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