I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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