Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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