I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
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