right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
