There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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