He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Betty ford says i'm here all night
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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