Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
we're making bets on your personal life
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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