I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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