I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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