It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i dont even know how to be here
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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