did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
