i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
it glows. i had to have it.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Your cock deserves a montage
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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