At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
You're a disaster
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