I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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