how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
farters have to be the big spoon...
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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