TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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