He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i think we sleep fucked last night...
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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