Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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