I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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