lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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