go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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