i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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