So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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