She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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