I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He passed out mid-signature
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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