Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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