when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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