can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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