do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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