i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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