She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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