Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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