I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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