...so i touched it.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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