I don't usually arrange sex via text message
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Randomize
