I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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