So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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