I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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