R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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