it glows. i had to have it.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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