Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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