Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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