he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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