My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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