David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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